i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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