IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
my being single is dangerous.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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