DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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