Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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