all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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