shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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