We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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