i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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