whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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