strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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