the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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