4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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