dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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