check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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