i jhust puked up my retainher.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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