people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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