just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Pooping to opera.
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