You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i was born a porn star she said
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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