i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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