Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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