Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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