Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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