coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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