mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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