Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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