turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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