come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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