how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
