I feel great
I just peed on a car
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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