I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Randomize
