i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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