I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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