WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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