you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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