she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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