So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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