Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i dont even know how to be here
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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