is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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