loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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