margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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