Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Someone came in the potted fern
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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