Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
did you just send me my own nude
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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