names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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