It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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