You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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