is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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