was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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