I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I want to be your penis for a week.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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