you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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