My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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