Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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