Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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