My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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