they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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