you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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