You don't have asthma, your pregnant
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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