haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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