A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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